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Monday Humor: Portland Pimp Sues Nike For “Dangerous Weapon”-ized Trainers

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While McDonalds “coffee is hot” warning labels and litigation was a farce of lowest-common-denominator American exceptionalism; SirGriorgio Clardy, a Portland pimp, is suing Nike for not specifying that his trainers could be used as a dangerous weapon. As